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    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
    I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be what?...another TERRORIST!
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in that gang MS 13
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
    Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
    Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
    Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(holla )
    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
    I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
    I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
    I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be WHAT? a terrorist.
    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino....no im just a tweeker
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy....wrong i am a reaper
    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
    I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't......haha olli suntines
    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
    I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
    I知 a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
    I知 a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual..yeah you're probably right, that would be gay
    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
    I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
    I知 a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
    I知 CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm fascinated with BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
    I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
    I知 WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future...yes
    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
    I知 not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
    I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.......sometimes yes,...but not everyday fuck
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
    I like READING, so I MUST be a fucken LONER.
    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be WHAT? a TERRORIST.
    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
    I知 STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo痴
    I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
    I知 GAY so I知 after EVERY straight guy around.
    I don稚 want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
    I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (if you saw half of the band at my old school you would get jumped cuz their hispanic..)
    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
    I have friends that are CUTTERS, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
    If i cried easily, does that MAKE me be a wimp.
    I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
    because im missing True Blood, and i havent even taken a shower yet. ~DONT LOOK AT ME~



  • #2
    Check out the blond guy in the classroom. That is my reaction to your blogs.

    "No work without an aggressive character can become a masterpiece."

    -Marinetti

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    • #3
      if u hate my blogs so much stay out Magnus. jkjkjkjk




      HAHAHAHAHAHAH! QUIT IT THATS UNATTRACTIVE
      MY BLOGS HAVE MANY MANY VIEWS.......SOMETHINGS GOOD OVA HERAAAAAAAAAA

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      • #4
        my neck
        my back

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        • #5
          ...lick my ****** and my *******

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          • #6
            I started only reading the big words from line 18. I wonder what the others did for their "IQ"

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            • #7
              that she was

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