Not only will Spam kill you if you eat it exculsively, but it can be darned annoying when it shows up on websites!!!

For those of you who haven't noticed, in the last few days we have been under attack from spammers peddling everything from Viagra to Hard Core Pornography.

PLEASE if you notice a spammed thread, post or link, report it immediately using the report tool at the top of the thread. A moderator will delete it in short order and ban the user so that they can not re-post.

We are working on rectifying the situation.

Thank you for your patience!

SSHenry

Hey! I like fried spam

It'll kill you - it killed my cactus!

lol! How'd it accomplish that?

*snickers* its a long story involving a faulty microwave, miracle grow and a square of ticky-tac.

lmao, ok.

Damn, how did that happen?! It takes a lot to kill a cactus!

To make a long story short, I had a cactus. Cactus was sitting on top of my microwave. Microwave had a crack in the casing. I watered the cactus and stuck a miracle grow stick into its pot. I was microwaving spam (this was in college - I am to be excused for this) and the heat from the microwave heated the miracle-grow stick enough that it in turn melted the picture of the x boyfriend I had stuck onto the cactus using ticky-tac and a convenient spine in a strategic location.

Something in the combination of concentrated miracle grow, photo chemicals, ticky tac, and boyfriend combined to coat the cactus in a goop that killed it within two days.

I blame it on the spam.

LOL, poor spam!

LOL! OMG!

of course it was the spam in the microwave with the photo chemicals.

Why didnt I see it? It was so obvious

Spam Haters!

I love Spam. Love it LOURVE it! It will preserve my body like a mummy when I'm dead for sure. I don't care if it kills me. This is how I want to go. I want to be found with fried Spam in one hand, a chocolate eclair in the other and me under my hot young Scandinavian lover!

Spam forever!

"Spam" by Save Ferris

[chorus:]
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

[repeat chorus]

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

[repeat chorus]

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again

S-P-A-M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far
It's

[repeat chorus]

hehe - perfect!

And thanks to all of you who have been helping me keep an eye out for this spammer

Spam... never tried it never will...

I'll never understand why people like to spam forums like this with lewd pictures... seriously... what do they get out of it? I've had one particular picture burned onto my retina of... well... I'm not going to post a description. But yuck, it will be there forever

And my apologies to everyone who has inadvertantly (or advertantly - is that even a word?) seen the pics or clicked on the links. We are working on rectifying this.

lol yes I hated to see spam, but I can't say I was appalled at what I saw

will u by any chance know who has followed the links to those nasty porn spams?

hehe - nop. Not a clue, you're secret's safe with me

lmao!