Innerworkings of Chaos...

Went out to the mall today. Needed to pick up a few things, mainly Chinese food and sharp/flaming objects.

I didn't get any of them.

I'm a cheap bastard.

It was nice to get out though. Need a nice crowd of people once in a while to get my energy to peak.

It was somewhat unsettling though, mainly the mannequins.

I felt like I was walking through the uncanny valley.

Their eyes followed me wherever I went. Had a few staring contests but stopped once mall security began watching me suspiciously. Or maybe that was just more paranoia.

A little kid screamed when he saw me. I found it kind of funny since the rest of the ones I noticed either waved or at least smiled. Another one actually started dancing or something.

What am I, the fucking Pied Piper? It's crazy sometimes...

I slept for 5 hours last night, so my mind is still a little off, to say the least. I couldn't stay asleep because my mind wouldn't let me use the 2,000 year old artifact card. Whatever that means...

And because I know you won't be able to resist, I walked away because I have nothing to say to you. Felt good man.

PTFO y'all. Think I need a nap...

P.S. Go see Edge of Darkness and look in the background for yours truly. I haven't seen it yet so I'm not sure if they used the scene I was in. Let me know if you find me!