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How to Survive the Apocalypse

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Let's pretend that Hollywood was right and the Apocalypse messed everything up and you are left to fend for yourself. Would you be able to thrive in the aftermath of Armageddon? I have several possible game plans for my survival and I share them with you.

1. Go Hillbilly. In this scenario I learn how to make a Still and produce Moonshine for fun and profit. I also have a great deal of guns and ammo to defend this asset. I figure on trading booze for whatever else I may want or need.

2. Go underground. I become a tunnel dweller to avoid any trace radiation on the surface. The tunnels provide protection from the raging weather up top. Of course I'll also need 5 years of supplies in these mythic tunnels and some form of power to grow my underground garden. It seems like a lot of work in preparation so that Still idea is looking better and better.

3. Stockpile Fudge Brownie mix. I believe brownies will become the currency of the future. Nuff said.

4. Throw myself of the mercy of the Amish.

5. Join a Mad Max type hooligan gang and raid the surrounding survival shelters. Oh, what?! Like you wouldn't if you were starving and there was no law but survival of the fittest? Don't judge me...

6. Open a cannibal B-B-Q joint. The other, other white meat. Just kidding, I'd never admit to cooking a human, for all you know it tastes like chicken!

7. Join a cult, for the free snacks.

8. Start a cult, for the free labor.

9. Migrate to the radiation free zone and grow vegetables. Time consuming but eventually sustainable.

10. Thank the heavens that this will probably never ever happen. I love you all.

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  1. leila's Avatar
    =)
    really lol

    you're so funny idog =)
  2. sshenry's Avatar
    Love you doggie, you always make me giggle
  3. D a n e's Avatar
    Does it matter if they are just plain fudge brownies or can they have nuts in them or caramel or etc. Because I would get a variety of them. Because just plain brownies would get boring to eat.
  4. Indigo Dog's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by D a n e
    Does it matter if they are just plain fudge brownies or can they have nuts in them or caramel or etc. Because I would get a variety of them. Because just plain brownies would get boring to eat.
    I totally forgot about nuts and caramel! What was I thinking? Thanks.
  5. Preston t's Avatar
    What I'm going to do at the end of days is, when them satan worshipers come to snach me up I'll have a gun. In the gun there will be one bullet that bullet will stay in my gun but at the same time there will be a bullet from there gun in my head. I mean think about it who wants to live in hell with the antichrist ???

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