How to Survive the Apocalypse
by, 05-01-2012 at 12:20 PM (732 Views)
Let's pretend that Hollywood was right and the Apocalypse messed everything up and you are left to fend for yourself. Would you be able to thrive in the aftermath of Armageddon? I have several possible game plans for my survival and I share them with you.
1. Go Hillbilly. In this scenario I learn how to make a Still and produce Moonshine for fun and profit. I also have a great deal of guns and ammo to defend this asset. I figure on trading booze for whatever else I may want or need.
2. Go underground. I become a tunnel dweller to avoid any trace radiation on the surface. The tunnels provide protection from the raging weather up top. Of course I'll also need 5 years of supplies in these mythic tunnels and some form of power to grow my underground garden. It seems like a lot of work in preparation so that Still idea is looking better and better.
3. Stockpile Fudge Brownie mix. I believe brownies will become the currency of the future. Nuff said.
4. Throw myself of the mercy of the Amish.
5. Join a Mad Max type hooligan gang and raid the surrounding survival shelters. Oh, what?! Like you wouldn't if you were starving and there was no law but survival of the fittest? Don't judge me...
6. Open a cannibal B-B-Q joint. The other, other white meat. Just kidding, I'd never admit to cooking a human, for all you know it tastes like chicken!
7. Join a cult, for the free snacks.
8. Start a cult, for the free labor.
9. Migrate to the radiation free zone and grow vegetables. Time consuming but eventually sustainable.
10. Thank the heavens that this will probably never ever happen. I love you all.
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