People are always asking "am I really an (indigo/rainbow/bran muffin) child?"
Fortunately there's a way to tell!
Before you take the following test make sure you're in a quiet, safe place and that you're wearing loose, comfortable clothing.
Under no circumstances should you wear those evil pajamas they used to make kids wear with the big zipper in the front.
1) Acquire a blacklight.
2) Turn it on.
3) Sit quietly in an upright position while focusing on your breath.
4) Stay in this position until you achieve a state of cosmic universal creamyness and are capable of consciously perceiving at least 5 dimensions.
5) You'll probably stop testing yourself at this point.
6) But just in case...
7) Shine the blacklight on an exposed section of your skin. (Your hand'll work).
8) Look! You have tan!
9) Also, if you are really an Indigo Child, your skin will eventually start glowing dark blue/purple. In some cases, the Archangel Michael will appear and give you a cookie. If you are a Super Rainbow Indigo Child then preforming this test will spontaneously end world hunger and little Billy will finally get a new bike.