Test To Tell For Sure That You Are Indigo!

[Ian]

People are always asking "am I really an (indigo/rainbow/bran muffin) child?"

Fortunately there's a way to tell!

Before you take the following test make sure you're in a quiet, safe place and that you're wearing loose, comfortable clothing.

Under no circumstances should you wear those evil pajamas they used to make kids wear with the big zipper in the front.

Indigo Test

1) Acquire a blacklight.

2) Turn it on.

3) Sit quietly in an upright position while focusing on your breath.

4) Stay in this position until you achieve a state of cosmic universal creamyness and are capable of consciously perceiving at least 5 dimensions.

5) You'll probably stop testing yourself at this point.

6) But just in case...

7) Shine the blacklight on an exposed section of your skin. (Your hand'll work).

8) Look! You have tan!

9) Also, if you are really an Indigo Child, your skin will eventually start glowing dark blue/purple. In some cases, the Archangel Michael will appear and give you a cookie. If you are a Super Rainbow Indigo Child then preforming this test will spontaneously end world hunger and little Billy will finally get a new bike.

[Indigo Dog]

Ah, ha, ha ha. cosmic universal creamyness, omg ha, ha!
Ian, I bow in admiration.

[philosophyme]

I second that, Indigo Dog!

[MiamiSound]

haha.. nice

humor is such an important part of wisdom.

[ethtardo]

Rofl

[Protonexus]

K, well, at the fourth step it just didn't seem possible to get creamy enough - does this mean I'm just meant to be extra crunchy?

Perhaps this one is a fuschia child.


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[RAIN1000]

omg, Ian, I tried the blacklight test and I have been conned, I was never an indigo to begin with, I am crushed beyond,
Satan appeared and dished me up some rocky road ice-cream and tucked me in,...................*evil grin*

[Idle Thoughts]

Woohoo I am bran muffin,no wonder I am regular each morning and night

[darksearch]

People are always asking "am I really an (indigo/rainbow/bran muffin) child?"

Fortunately there's a way to tell!

Before you take the following test make sure you're in a quiet, safe place and that you're wearing loose, comfortable clothing.

Under no circumstances should you wear those evil pajamas they used to make kids wear with the big zipper in the front.

Indigo Test

1) Acquire a blacklight.

2) Turn it on.

3) Sit quietly in an upright position while focusing on your breath.

4) Stay in this position until you achieve a state of cosmic universal creamyness and are capable of consciously perceiving at least 5 dimensions.

5) You'll probably stop testing yourself at this point.

6) But just in case...

7) Shine the blacklight on an exposed section of your skin. (Your hand'll work).

8) Look! You have tan!

9) Also, if you are really an Indigo Child, your skin will eventually start glowing dark blue/purple. In some cases, the Archangel Michael will appear and give you a cookie. If you are a Super Rainbow Indigo Child then preforming this test will spontaneously end world hunger and little Billy will finally get a new bike.

wow sounds nice

[darksearch]

and very much as though it would give you thr right signs...lol

[Ian]

omg, Ian, I tried the blacklight test and I have been conned, I was never an indigo to begin with, I am crushed beyond,
Satan appeared and dished me up some rocky road ice-cream and tucked me in,...................*evil grin*

At least you took the test. Most of these impostors haven't even tried it!

Myself I'm sitting here surrounded by 100's of cookies and little Billy's attorney just sent me a cease and desist order.

[Ian]

K, well, at the fourth step it just didn't seem possible to get creamy enough

I refuse to comment on your ability to achieve creaminess. :-)

[the original watcher]

People are always asking "am I really an (indigo/rainbow/bran muffin) child?"

Fortunately there's a way to tell!

Before you take the following test make sure you're in a quiet, safe place and that you're wearing loose, comfortable clothing.

Under no circumstances should you wear those evil pajamas they used to make kids wear with the big zipper in the front.

Indigo Test

1) Acquire a blacklight.

2) Turn it on.

3) Sit quietly in an upright position while focusing on your breath.

4) Stay in this position until you achieve a state of cosmic universal creamyness and are capable of consciously perceiving at least 5 dimensions.

5) You'll probably stop testing yourself at this point.

6) But just in case...

7) Shine the blacklight on an exposed section of your skin. (Your hand'll work).

8) Look! You have tan!

9) Also, if you are really an Indigo Child, your skin will eventually start glowing dark blue/purple. In some cases, the Archangel Michael will appear and give you a cookie. If you are a Super Rainbow Indigo Child then preforming this test will spontaneously end world hunger and little Billy will finally get a new bike.

hahahahahahahaah!
thank you
love to all
brother rue

[Ian]

brother rue

Rue like whiteeagles? Ya'll desperately need this test ;-)

[Dannii]

People are always asking "am I really an (indigo/rainbow/bran muffin) child?"

Fortunately there's a way to tell!

Before you take the following test make sure you're in a quiet, safe place and that you're wearing loose, comfortable clothing.

Under no circumstances should you wear those evil pajamas they used to make kids wear with the big zipper in the front.

Indigo Test

1) Acquire a blacklight.

2) Turn it on.

3) Sit quietly in an upright position while focusing on your breath.

4) Stay in this position until you achieve a state of cosmic universal creamyness and are capable of consciously perceiving at least 5 dimensions.

5) You'll probably stop testing yourself at this point.

6) But just in case...

7) Shine the blacklight on an exposed section of your skin. (Your hand'll work).

8) Look! You have tan!

9) Also, if you are really an Indigo Child, your skin will eventually start glowing dark blue/purple. In some cases, the Archangel Michael will appear and give you a cookie. If you are a Super Rainbow Indigo Child then preforming this test will spontaneously end world hunger and little Billy will finally get a new bike.

i love it! and it really works, i really do have a tan.

[Lynx]

I have achieved the highest level of creamy bran muffin-ness.

Yum.

[AngelDeLaNote]

Ha

this is hilarious!


always in need of a good laugh ^_^

[Joe]

rofl :P

[Ian]

Just noticed this in my reputation comments about this thread:

yeah not a helpful kind of humor

Hehe... someone failed the test.

[athoroughtheory]

F*ing awesome