Funny look at evolution

[Idle Thoughts]

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...Evolution.html


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[Silverhaze]

lol that was funny

[Indigo Dog]

I subscribe to the theory of devolution. At one time the Neanderthal was physically, spiritual, and mentally perfect. Early Hominids didn't even have to use their voices to speak because they were all completely telepathic. There was no war and all of early mankind lived as contented vegetarians. But, evil lizard aliens came and shoved some of their rotten DNA into the hominids and turned them into Idiot erectus.

They did this so we would just run around breeding little humans for the alien lizard overlords to come and harvest later. 2012. Because we are to lazy and stupid to notice that we are screwing up the atmosphere and wars are culling of all the delicious humans, the lizard overlords are freaking out and coming back early to harvest what is left of the monkey skin sacks they implanted DNA into. October 2008.

To give you further proof. Everything you read on the Internet is true. Also Buddha, Jesus and Frank have channeled their message of paranoia to me.

If you still don't believe me! All the ancient temples in the world have pictures of alien lizard helicopters coming from the sky to harvest human skin sacks. You know this is true because Stargate, Battlestar Galactica and
the Borg gave me a channeled message through my TV set.

Fear not for I have secret knowledge of the Lemurian Mermaid people. They will save us using Hurricane technology. This is also fact because I'm making a grainy Youtube video that has really spacey harmonious music in the background.

Come on Indigos. We are better than this.

[MiamiSound]

If you still don't believe me! All the ancient temples in the world have pictures of alien lizard helicopters coming from the sky to harvest human skin sacks. You know this is true because Stargate, Battlestar Galactica and
the Borg gave me a channeled message through my TV set.

Fear not for I have secret knowledge of the Lemurian Mermaid people. They will save us using Hurricane technology. This is also fact because I'm making a grainy Youtube video that has really spacey harmonious music in the background.

Come on Indigos. We are better than this.

LMAO! This is the highlight of my night.

channeled messages through tv sets! lolol

[Indigo Dog]

LMAO! This is the highlight of my night.

channeled messages through tv sets! lolol

Thanks. Hey that bald guy is kinda hot.

[lilwing1979]

ha! Too Funny

[tadpole1]

LOL, Idle. That is so-o-o-o funny.

Poor Miami - what happened you?

N

[MiamiSound]

Poor Miami - what happened you?

N

I had a run in with the MayanWorkers

[tadpole1]

I had a run in with the MayanWorkers

LOL. They did a job on you!!!!!!

N.

[Indigo Dog]

I subscribe to the theory of devolution. At one time the Neanderthal was physically, spiritual, and mentally perfect. Early Hominids didn't even have to use their voices to speak because they were all completely telepathic. There was no war and all of early mankind lived as contented vegetarians. But, evil lizard aliens came and shoved some of their rotten DNA into the hominids and turned them into Idiot erectus.

They did this so we would just run around breeding little humans for the alien lizard overlords to come and harvest later. 2012. Because we are to lazy and stupid to notice that we are screwing up the atmosphere and wars are culling of all the delicious humans, the lizard overlords are freaking out and coming back early to harvest what is left of the monkey skin sacks they implanted DNA into. October 2008.

To give you further proof. Everything you read on the Internet is true. Also Buddha, Jesus and Frank have channeled their message of paranoia to me.

If you still don't believe me! All the ancient temples in the world have pictures of alien lizard helicopters coming from the sky to harvest human skin sacks. You know this is true because Stargate, Battlestar Galactica and
the Borg gave me a channeled message through my TV set.

Fear not for I have secret knowledge of the Lemurian Mermaid people. They will save us using Hurricane technology. This is also fact because I'm making a grainy Youtube video that has really spacey harmonious music in the background.

Come on Indigos. We are better than this.

I bump my self.

[Indigo Dog]

Some reasons why You can't see the Federations of Galaxies Light Ship--

Whoops we had a galactic delay when our Light ship ran out of plutonium.

The government covered it up, As Usual!

You are too lowly evolved to perceive the glorious craft. Grotty little Earth scum.

Only special and transmuted advanced souls can see the craft.

The Light Craft came, saw, and burned galactic rubber to get the hell out of here!

The Federation story is just a governmental diversion tactic to distract us from noticing our homes getting repossessed.

The Federation Craft is actually a vacuum cleaner to suck up delicious human skin sacks to feed the intergalactic space buffet. They'll come for the Northern Hemisphere in 2040.

It's just how typical teenage space aliens love to show off a new Light Craft to the poor neighbor kids (Earthlings) and make us envious. Bastards.

Aussies are cooler than the rest of the world. They don't venture out into space with fancy shmancy space programs. They bring space to them!

[RAIN1000]

I.dog, did you have a big bowl of fruit loops this morning, all the colours of the rainbow, you are too funny, lol