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We at the NDGO radio are committed to bring you only the most ridiculous and semi true news from around the world...
In tonight's news...
Cannibal Polar Bears now stalk the ever shrinking Arctic ice sheet. Scientist predict that the melting ice and loss of habitat have driven the polar bears to extremes. The ice sheet may disappear completely during the summertime in as little as 5 years. Global warming is said to be increasing the rainfall in Europe and who knows when humans will turn cannibal themselves.
For a special treat You can win $10 million dollars courtesy of Google! All Indigos you have till October 20 to submit your proposal to save the world. check out www.project10tothe100.com .
Look for practical ways to end world hunger, find clean energy and save the environment. Activist Indigos are encouraged to put your money where your mouth is. Time to stop talking a good game and start really changing the world.
More fake and slightly real news later...
We now return you to the peaceful sounds of crickets and wind in the grass...
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
woooohoooooooooo its back
"Exclusion is the greatest inclusion."-~*A.Z.*~
"Seeing into darkness is clarity. Knowing how to yield is strength.
Use your own light and return to the source of light.
This is called practicing eternity." -Lao-tzu, Tao Te Ching 52
On a lighter note in news today...
Wal-Mart is encouraging it's customers to use reusable shopping bags to reduce landfill impact of their plastic bags. They have a current goal of plastic bag use reduction of 33%. They are shooting for Zero waste in the near future. Indigos show little surprise as they have been using reusable shopping bags for centuries.
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
911 Indigo emergency service. What is the nature of you emergency?
Oh jeez, oh jeez, I cant take it anymore! I keep hearing voices in my head. I cant concentrate, I'm not sleeping!!
Calm down Ma'am. Just relax OK, I'm sending the Lightworkers to your location now. Just stay on the line with me.
Alright. I don't know what to do. I feel like the volume is turned up to high in the entire world! (breaks down sobbing..)
Did I hear you correctly Ma'am. You are being bombarded with everybody's psychic energy?
Yes, it's worse at the Mall of when I'm with a lot of people. They have no idea how loud their thoughts are!
Just stay calm, the Lightworkers are on their way and they are going to teach you how to shield and do a grounding meditation. Do you think you can do a centering meditation until they get there?
I,I think so.
Very good, you're doing fine. Now picture yourself in a bubble of green healing energy. Imagine that energy is starting at the bottoms of your feet and slowly rising in your body, healing every ache and sore point in your whole body. Let the green healing light continue to rise and restore your energy, sense of well being and peace till it reaches your head...
Thanks I feel better. Oh, the Lightworkers are here I can hear the tambourines and kazoos out side!
No problem, Ma'am.
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
flyingkittycat (07-16-2009), jeRaste (01-10-2010)
Ahh it's back
"If you're going through hell, keep on moving, don't slow down, if you're scared, don't show it, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there...."
Oh i hope so.
Genius I tell you...genius!Originally Posted by Indigo Dog
"Seeing into darkness is clarity. Knowing how to yield is strength.
Use your own light and return to the source of light.
This is called practicing eternity." -Lao-tzu, Tao Te Ching 52
Welcome to the Indigo to English language learning hour....
So many times we have trouble communicating in a Non Indigo world. Often the ADHD kicks in before we have time to give a flying frack and the idea is gone. Let's all take some time to learn Non Indigish!
First we'll say the phrase in pure Indigo, then we'll offer the translation.
" I'm sensing that the poorly lit alley is dangerous and full of dark energy. Let's bind the negative energy and then walk to the next street."
Non Indigish- " Dude.. Spooky. I'm outta here."
" When you minimize my Kundalini experience as I try to transmute the negative energy in our soul connection, I regress to lowly evolved behavior patterns."
Non Indigish- " When you burst in on my meditation time I want to slap you!"
" If Joan and Eric are coming over I'm going to need a moment to shield and ground myself against their tendency to ego-work. "
Non- Indigish " Our neighbors suck."
"I'm a second level Reiki, Starseed, clairsentient, lighworker that can remote view, is spiritually sensitive, sees and communicates with angelic beings."
Non- Indigish " I'm a Life Coach. or I'm a Nurse."
These simple phrases can help you fit in to Non indigo society with ease. Join us again same time same place for more lessons on Non Indigish!
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
jeRaste (01-10-2010)
Brilliant XD Someone should make an Indigish Dictionary...handy.
"If you're going through hell, keep on moving, don't slow down, if you're scared, don't show it, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there...."
Oh i hope so.
hahahaha yaaay!
it's back!!
"breathe, dammit"
Good Evening Transitional Indigos and Darkworkers alike...
We bring to you a special workshop on how Doomsaying Can Be Fun!!
Doomsaying and Conspiracies aren't just for the fringers and disenfranchised souls of the Internet twilight. Doomsaying can be fun!!
Anyone can learn to be a Chicken Little. Speculation makes you popular! Who needs hard facts when it is so much more entertaining to make stuff up!
Step one is all about the Drama. Pick a catchy title, something exotic and terrifying. The more outrageous and unbelievable the better. Nothing catches and holds an audience better that gold plated bull shirt.
Here is a great list of wild and improbable names for your personal Dooms day campaign.
Alien Death Ray- I like this it has a high tech panic about it.
Red Acid Tornado Swarms- The tornado reference makes it seem almost homey. The color red just sounds cool.
German Science Disaster Cover up- Use foreign countries and the word science to make it seem possible and difficult to prove.
Is our government using babies for their secret testing? -See, questions alleviate you from having to back up your story with actual evidence. Hey, anytime you throw the word government on anything people get pissed off for no reason.
So now what do you do? You have every body's attention, but who wants to dig up tedious facts and boring research. Common sense is a drag. Truth...yawn.
Just make up a crazy story. The TV has lots of interesting doomsday scenarios, or you could just rip off some other conspiracy theory and say you channeled it from Jesus. Who's going to question the son of god, right?
Here's the fun part. Whenever somebody questions your proof just explain that it is invisible to the naked eye. Tell them that truly enlightened folks can see it , but evil scum just can't. That usually shuts them up. Another great way to create the illusion of brilliance is to mention that science isn't advanced enough to detect all your proof. That's why the invisible angelic forces with divine technology chose you to warn the world.
But you may be thinking, what about the smart people who can prove me wrong and back it up with real facts? I say forget about it! here is a fool proof way to smack down any opposition to your fake cause.
Create an Us vs. Them mentality. Just keep pointing out that they are all government serving, baby killing, haters and you and your followers are just trying to save the planet. If that doesn't silence them I like to drop the conspiracy bomb! Just use any combination of these word to describe the unbelievers
Hidden agenda
Greedy establishment
Old School
Racist
Murdering something something
Puppy beaters
You get the picture.
Now ,to firmly plant your delightful Doomsday plan in the nearly believable category, post it on every and any chat room you can find. Be sure you claim to have read a book about this as if it is fact and most importantly be sure to reward anyone who halfway might believe you with loads of compliments!
Say "Wow, brother you're a really enlightened soul, god led me to you. We are going to inherit the earth and score all the time!" Tell the ladies that they are really angelic beings. They love that stuff. Promise everybody that they are going to get a super special, awesome bliss present in the near but vague future.
See how fun and easy it is!
Caution, using this technique may result in becoming a social outcast, tarred and feathered and publicly humiliated.
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
aislynmoon3 (04-13-2009)
Last edited by Hearsekid; 10-03-2008 at 02:45 AM.
There's that bodacious Bertha Butt Boogie again!!!!
Love that rump rattle! TEEHHHEEEE
ATTENTION SUCCULENT AND SUBMISSIVE EARTHLINGS!
I am the Alien Overlord Space Lizard. I am being channeled through an ex super model who is now in rehab. Humans you have but 13 days left to prepare for Our arrival.
The mighty 2000 mile in diameter craft will be hovering in your Southern Hemisphere for a full three days. Those privileged enough to view the craft, Do Not Be Afraid as the craft blots out the Sun. Gather all your friends, families and plump strangers, fill your thoughts with peace and love. We prefer humans that are peaceful. MUU ha ha ha....
Ignore the government propaganda and common sense if you wish to ascend. Now is your chance to be absorbed into the Lizard Overlords , umm, consciousness, yeah that's, it consciousness.
All higher mind humans that wish to Ascend must gather in the desert of the southern Hemisphere, place a large meditation mat made of tin foil on the ground, anoint your bodies with olive oil and sprinkle the holy ascension dust of garlic salt on your head.
Do Not Forget October 14 2008....
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
Roflmao!!!! Love It!
Welcome to NDGO Radio to the Indigos...
Today's broadcast is the Indigo Astrology report for October 3/ 2008
Looks like a great morning to sleep in. Why not the Moon is void till 8:15 AM PDT, so why even bother!
The next two days are going to be wonderful for turning over new leaves, making a fresh start and churning out that transmutable energy you've been bottling up! You can feel it in the air. Go free climbing, write that novella, garden like Martha Stewart after 6 cups of coffee.
Today is also a perfect day for casting healing circles, quiting cigar smoking, learning about herbs and Power Reiki. At the very least, making a healthy change today will have lasting and positive effects.
Enjoy expressing yourself by dressing up this evening, buying some new clothes and for darkworkers, throwing on a new loin cloth.
Don't get too carried away however, tonight at 9:35PM PDT keep a low profile around swollen Egos as they will get more pompous than usual and moody as hell.
Well, that should be enough to get your blood going. Have a blessed day and eat your vegetables.
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
This is very entertaining. I hope you get/own a comedy site. This world needs all the humor it can get. Please do not stop now.
Anyone can be a 人 (ren, human) but it takes a lot to be a person. - Chinese Proverb
Hello Indigos and the Non Indigos that love them...
Let us again return to the Indigo to English learning hour..
Today we will use Indigish in a real world setting. You are at a party, you meet some new people and you want to ask someone out for a date.
When attending a non Indigo function remember that non Indigos wont always use telepathy, so use real talking out loud. Also, just because you are empathic doesn't mean that anyone has a clue about how you feel.
Let's begin.
Indigo- Hi, I'm Crystal Lightsaber. I love the etheric energy in your house. You have the ley line energy point perfectly aligned with your soul space. Your Aura is radiant, are you expecting a baby? She is obviously going to be a Rainbow Child, congratulations!
Now, while all this information is true it may freak out your non indigo hostess. It is best to use a greeting like this.
Indigish- Hi, I'm Crystal Lightsaber. Thank you for inviting me. You have a lovely home.
Why don't we move on to meeting new people. You notice an attractive fellow across the room. You can tell through your clairsentience that he is available and not psychotic. If he is a non Indigo you may have to be more obvious in your attraction. He might not pick up on your soul connection as quickly an an ordinary Indigo would. While, Astral flirting will work it just takes longer so be direct. Flash him an approving smile and nod in his direction. When he approaches you to say hi, you may be tempted to say this.
Indigo- So, Rob, you seem to be a little overwhelmed with a recent loss. Would you like me to practice some cleansing and healing Reiki on your damaged Chakras?
This line of conversation will only make your future husband nervous. Break him in gently.
Indigish- Hi Rob. You look nice in that color. Great party. You seem a little down though. would you like to talk about it?
You see how a little re tooling can make living in the non Indigo world almost fun! Moving on to the good part, you want to go out on a date with your new soul mate. So many of the Indigo clan just jump right in and start making out on the living room floor. This is fun at first but, often leads to short term flings and long term self recriminations.
At this point Crystal wants to play tonsil hockey and unbutton Rob's shirt. Although Rob will offer little resistance, it might sabotage her chances for a lasting partnership. When trying to solicit an date Crystal should simply hold back the urge to do a running tackle on Rob and just lean forward a little to give him a tempting glance at her lady bubbles.
This is the conclusion to your Indigish learning hour. Remember to mean what you say and say what you mean ( out loud.)
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
omg, I.dog, LOL, absolutely hilarious, you have natural talent,
Obscurity in the Shadows, I dance unseen
JOIN THE DARKSIDE
WE HAVE COOKIES
There will be a massive, alien space, craft event on October 14-16!
THIS IS A ONE TIME EVENT.
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Pottery from PK3-21 (exclusive hand-painted designs!)
Wall-Weavings from Wofson-62 (100% Bocca thread)
Sculptures by the galaxy-acclaimed artist S^Vidia^
A raffle with the prize of a Grandwr> Glass sculpture will benefit the Galactic Federhood of Faternal Peace-Keepers, only 7~ credits per ticket!!!
And don't forget the Free ToiL**C rides for all non-adult-hominids
For times and locations, please contact your local interspecies Liaison.
"Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" — and find that there is no death."
Woo Hoo, Yeah! sounds like fun! Ha,ha,ha! Colored letters, festive touch.
You get what you think about whether you want it or not.
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