Smart Blonde joke
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is
tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries
to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, to keep him quiet, she
agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a
word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note, and hands it to
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references. He uses the airphone; he searches
the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the
smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and
asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back