Inventive Fun Channeling

[Thomas12]

This is a thread for inventive fun channeling.

Anything of fun can be channeled, but it can also be serious should you wish. It can be compeltely invented (created of oneself), felt emotions or be a real dialogue with the spirit world.

Only, it is supposed to be filled with humour of some kind.

Do you share your inventive channeling with us?

[Thomas12]

I want to contact Mother Earth.

(T: Thomas, ME: Mother Earth)

T: Mother Earth, welcome, what do you have to reveal to us?

ME: I have to reveal to you that you shall not call me a retarded planet. In fact I am the most advanced.

T: How come, do you say the truth?

ME: Earth does not lie. I am your mother, you consist of me. Who is the lier? After all everybody knows your name is not Thomas, and whats the 12 there. Are you 12 years of age? Youre not. Thomas is an other person of your soul. He was much braver than you today. You want to be like him.

T: Oh Earth, this is a tough one. Why is everyone tough with me latly?

ME: Toughness has its reasons. You decided to learn best from toughness Thomas, or whatever is your name, I call you URH, unidentified retarded human.

T: Now you are mean to me.

ME: Take that retarded planet back! I am the update myself. I do my transition with or without you!

T: Oh mother, fine, you are paradise, the perfection yourself and the 1 billion love matrix, hows that.

ME: I am delighted. Maybe we become friends.

T: Mother thank you.

ME: Now, indeed my lesson of today is not over.

T: Not? I have to go shopping Mother, shops are closing.

ME: I keep it short for you. I am the greatest planet in this universe. My existence shall influence all stars, planets and the total energy of the Omniexistance. Friends from all planets are visiting ME to see my metarmorphosis. I am the only one capable of doing this.

T: Thank you Mother, good bye, my shop is calling.

ME: Good bye URH, it was indeed a pleasure for me to reveal my truth to you.

[Thomas12]

T: Oh Mother Earth, you pop up again???

ME: Indeed I am, how was your shopping?

T: Great, I got all the stuff I wanted, some nice kind characters around.

ME: So do we want to touch the problem of yours?

T: You are asking me? Should not me ask you and get some insight and help on the questions I have?

ME: Not with me, its the other way round, I have many questions for you and my truth I give to you is just the one I want to let you know.

So, can we now start with your drug problem?

T: My drug problem, did not know I have one.

ME: Indeed you have, the bottle of wine and the beer. You want to drink all tonight?

T: Yeah maybe, whats wrong?

ME: The mix and quantity my dear.

T: Well, the trip of mix is much better I found out.

ME: So you admit!

T: What, mother?

ME: You are a drinker and belong to the anonymous alcoholics. There you can share your problems.

T: I dont know what you are talking about?

ME: I AM REVEALING to you youre a bloody first waiver indig* in drunken transition.

T: Thats not fair. I am drepressed.

ME: Well, you dont have to. The drinks come from me, they are my water, my liquid I have to give. With me you are in unity. Feel me, I am yours, always in every moment. So when you have a drink say a toast to ME, because I am giving you, and I want you to be happy.

ME: Thank you mother, kind words after all.

Mother, I have gained two pounds lately, I am feeling becoming a fat indig* waiver. What is the reason?

ME: First of all. Will you give me back those two pounds?

T: What do you mean?

ME: Those are my two pounds....

T: I thought they were mine.

ME: Thomas, or whatever entity you pretend to be, this is my two pounds you took away from me, the pounds belong to me, to my body! And I am strict on this. Now will you give me the pounds back, will ya? I am generous with my liquid, but the energy you will give back to me, this is my energy I have birthed and it will always belong to me.

T: Hope to get rid of the two pounds, I am happy to give them back mother. Didnt know you fancy my fat that much.

ME: Your body is my body you have taken from me, you see. I love my body. I am so in love with my shape. I dont want to change the slightest bit. You take the earth for the growing tree, the earth for my humble worms I love so much.

T: Ok mother, you convinced me. I will give back the two quid! Thank you for the teaching.

ME: osososososoososos

T: Whats that?

ME: Be quite, I am adjusting my frequency, I have a Mars energy attack from my hot planet brother, ya know?

T: sorrrrrryyyyy....

[EnemyAtLineSix]

now i sit here typing this and going on for about maybe an hour but who really knows, i sure dont i dont even know where to begin haha but infact the beginning has already ataken place for it is here and now and was before this and the recollection of that takes place here and now again as it was before

[angelalouisa]

love

[itzamna]

hmmm sorry guys... i don't catch the meaning of the thread. thomas could you explain it please?? (i feel stupid )!

[ethtardo]

lol

[Thomas12]

hmmm sorry guys... i don't catch the meaning of the thread. thomas could you explain it please?? (i feel stupid )!

Well, I have read a lot of many different channelings the past years. Please check fully what is channeling, e.g. www.kryon.com, http://snoedel.punt.nl/?home=1.

Many interesting channelings with insights and some which are rather doubtfull to me perosnally or not that much of light and uplifting.

I believe that seome people are not discerning enough and could believe too much to be true.

I like to make fun of what we want to believe of what is the truth and a which is a fantastic vision as well as the greatest lie or illusion.

Can you discern what is channeld? Remember, alle channeled messages are supposed to be filled with love end enlightment.

Enjoy this thread to read, to feel and think about.

AMOR y LuZ
Thomas

[Thomas12]

Mother Earth I am calling you.

ME: Indeed, in contact you are with me.

T: Welcome Mother, I have many questions today. Can you reply to my need?

ME: My son, you need insights I see and the answers I can give to you they are concerning your identity and past existence.

T: Right, I wonder if besides the hardships I encounter on earth if I ever had a past life on another planet, where I was happy and life much easier. I feel I have some past life rememberance.

ME: So what do you wish particularly to know. There are many different places you have been, I can only guess.

T: Mother, I remember strawberry fields and the holder of the Eff. Where was that. It cant have been on earth. Have I been or am I a starseed?

ME: Indeed, this life of yours was on one of early developed civilzations. It was one of your happiest lifes ever.

T: Mother, I wish to know, where has that been?

ME: This life was on your planet of origin called Entraktakaktkits near famous Morlok, you were beloninging to the leading beings on that planet.

T: Oh, please tell me more who was I , what did I?

ME: You have been a Buffaloptid and enjoyed your time to the highest.

T: Whats that? I have no rememberance at all.

ME: It is a mixture of a Buffalo and a dinosaur, peacefull and joyfull. You grazed through the strawberry fields and enjoyed your life.

T: You mean an animal or so. But what did i do of particular?

ME: You have been male as today. You have been alone most of time as all your other tribe members, next one was 1000 miles ago, what you did was eat and shit and once in 20 years you were looking for a bride.

T: Strange, I remember slightly so much happiness and lightness.

ME: You were happy, when you mated with your lady Buffaloptid you had the greatest moment in your life , which was twice in your existance, it lasted a never ending second and was full of enjoyment. You were a fully enlighted being who new of his angelic origins, your life was perfect.

T: Oh, this sound strange, I thought that life on an other planet would be much more fun and not filled with hardships as loneliness and be filled with lots of nice fullfilling activities.

ME: So it was son, it was the best ever for you and since time is circular, that life is still not ended, it is parallely taking place and you can always tap into the talents of you as an Buffaloptid.

T: I dont know what to say mother.

ME: Indeed, a thankfull time fo you. Please always think of your starseed experience on Entraktakaktkits and you will forget the hardships on earth.

T: Thank you mother. I enjoy life on earth now to the fullest.

[Thomas12]

T: Mother, what is holder of the Eff.

ME: The Eff was in you and with you all the time. Your were the holder of the Eff while living on Entraktakaktkits.

T: But then, what did I use the Eff for. I am curious.

ME: Indeed you used the Eff twice in your existence there. More I dont want to say.

T: I believe mother I do not understand. I am blind. Please help.

ME: With times comes teaching and with the teaching come the lessons and the knowledge. Believe in yourself and follow the path and you will find the Eff again in this life. Your guides will show you directions when you get lost.

Always call on me if you need advise. But concerning Eff, to find out this is your mission on earth.

T: Thank you mother, I will follow the path.

[Thomas12]

I am calling Mission Control.

MC: We hear you clearly.

T: This is a complaint I have. My mission does not include any relationships, no dates, no nothing, though I have many friends.

MC: Your mission is further developing. We give you insight here. Until now you were a loner. Your mending was scheduled for this time. Without letting love in your heart a relationship will not last.

T: I see.

MC: Your heart was not open. Your were hurt too much in the past already when young. You became blind to understand you hurt soul and heart. Your mission comrade came to help you right on time to fix and mend you.

T: I can understand this and am very greatfull for the help of my comrade.

MC: Now a little step more is to do and your about whole again and become open for any sort of relationship, but as said your heart had to be open before.

T: I understand more and more.

MC: Now, can you wait for the last steps to be processed.

T: I can wait. I already waited more than 30 years.

MC: We will not let you down. Mission control is tough, but you would not have participaded in this mission of yours without the personal love.

T: I feel reliefed.

MC: You can. All is coming the right way for you now.

T: OK, thanks.

[Thomas12]

Morlok

The planet called Morlok today was named differently before it became Morlok. This planet was a paradise and called Eden. The humanoids on Eden were peacefull tribe, then Edenians, the enjoyed the nature and each other to the fullest. They were famous for their architecture which can be compared with Greek and Roman style.

The Eden was a place rich of healthy natural fruits, vegetables and grains. Little needed to be done to nature for production. Nature produced for herself and all what was needed was to harvest.

The Edenians lived long and happy lifes in unity. Illnesses did not exist, but could be explored if one wished.

The paradise lasted for many thousand years. The Edenians new they were divine and of angelic origin and that their tribe came from planet Plenus.

[Thomas12]

Dear Mother I awant to contact you.

T: Why did Eden become Morlok.

ME: Eden was a place of slef knowledge. The humans knew they were angelic and thex enjoyed every minute, but they also felt not much different to heaven. Everything was provided for plus they had a body to explore all physical experience.

[Thomas12]

And the Edenians became curious to explore more.

[Thomas12]

Contacting My Inner Self

T: How are you?

ME: Fine as always if you dont let me starve.

T: Oh did I?

ME: Indeed my meals were poor lately.

T: But I thought you are my higher self or soul I am speaking to.

ME: No, this is your lower self speaking and I am in command now. Your higher self has gone on holdiday since you are such a bore for him.

T: Oh, really, what did I do wrong.

ME: You engaged in grey talking.

T: What wrong with th greys, well I know they abduct and this kind of stories including trying to produce grey/human hybrids, which does not work and that they can only clone themeselfs. Besides, they seem to be in need.

ME: Yes, they need a lot. They are after your devine spark, that you dont see. They dont have as much power as you have. They are biologic, but also missing now some parts of their biology.

T: What are they missing?

ME: Well, they cant reproduce, their reproduction organs are missing. They also can neither piss or shit.

After digestion they will simply vomit on each other. So a lot of their time is spent on cleaning up. Thats why they are called the ants of the universe. They function in similar way on instinct basis and on a collective oversoul being.

Since they can not have sex their lifes are pretty boring. So they come down to earth and watch you and make videos. These videos/dvds (very small superdics) they market in the dark side of the universe. Indeed some housewifes have become porno superstars on Dark Universe.com without their knowledge of course. If they would know they could claim their rights on it. In fact the greys would approve as they understand business quite well. If you force and threaten them enough they willl give you the money share. But dont spend too much time with them discussing or they will vomit on you.