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Take a look at your mom «  » by gemini
Seriously, she's hot and i miss her.
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«  » by Astara
DoOd, this is totally reminding me of a Gym Class Heroes song... *I love the title of the song* ;)

Cupid's Chokehold lyrics
(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)

Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
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«  » by MiamiSound
My mom would never give anyone with a mohawk the time of day. You want her attention? Grow and maintain dreads that actually take effort in creating! Sissy mohawks went down when punk died! :P
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«  » by lillies1978
I miss my mama too...to bad i was so fucking ignorant when she was still around:(
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«  » by Protonexus
Is there a purpose behind your vulgarity? Is lashing out violently your only means of communication?
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«  » by MiamiSound
Protonexus wrote:Is there a purpose behind your vulgarity? Is lashing out violently your only means of communication?


Don't pay him too much mind. He's the carrot top of indigo society.
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«  » by gemini
MiamiSound wrote:Don't pay him too much mind. He's the carrot top of indigo society.


damn straight - underneath this blue green hair i'm really a soulless ginger.

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Protonexus wrote:Is there a purpose behind your vulgarity? Is lashing out violently your only means of communication?


fuck you pansy.
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«  » by Watcher-of-the-Shadows
Gemini you fruitcake....
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«  » by lillies1978
Protonexus wrote:Is there a purpose behind your vulgarity? Is lashing out violently your only means of communication?


Was this for me?:confused:...
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«  » by cerise333
hahahaha gemini u have jokes disease hahahaha jk =P
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«  » by Indigo Dog
Gemini,

Mom says hi and thanks for the tea towels.
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«  » by Grandma Lola
I read this to my mom and she laughed hysterically and then asked, "Was he the one on Friday or on Saturday?"

Lol
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«  » by Adongala
wow... i totally thought this was going to be

"Did you ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job?? -- You are now"

lmao... but yeah i got a thang for Mama too.... speakin of which... where'd she go? MAMA!![COLOR="Silver"]

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Grandma Lola wrote:I read this to my mom and she laughed hysterically and then asked, "Was he the one on Friday or on Saturday?"

Lol


Mama, tell Granna I said hi ;)
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