First, let me introduce the star of our show, the NASA Mars Explorer.


NASA of course doesn't say who took this picture in 2004 but they don't say who took the picture of Armstrong - the "First Man To Set Foot On The Moon". He wasn't. It was the guy holding the camera.

But that's beside the point. The point here is this lovely panorama shot of Mars taken about 2004. Lovely. Awesome.

Oh the circle? Gee, I thought you'd never notice.... Let's go there.



Planet Of The Apes? Oh, don't be silly that's a hollywood fanta.... well, OK, let's get closer...



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There - you can see for yourself.. just some kind of distorted rock outcropping casting a shadow..... no other shadows? Hahahaha well. it's a trick of light. There is no life on Mars because ther is no water on Mars. It's all explained in this NASA handbook. They're free in the lobby.................. Sir?