This is funny
Zodiac signs and the end of the world
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Aries is not giving a fuck

( yea that's me)
Taurus is getting ready for it and storing food
Gemini is inventing a weapon to defeat the zombies
Cancer is locked home with their loved ones
Leo is sure they’re gonna save the world and become a celebrity
Virgo is doing research on apocalypses
Libra is going to the hairdresser to look pretty when the Earth explodes
Scorpio is taking revenge on everyone they hate (and looking for a good fuck, just in case)
Sagittarius is optimistic about it and wants it to be a big adventure
Capricorn is hoping everyone in their way dies so they can finally rule the world
Aquarius is waiting for an alien invasion and trying to make contact with them
Pisces is very scared and praying for it to be only a mystical experience
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