Ravens News Broadcast

[TheRavenMother]

This is where I post news.
Feel free to comment!

haha

[TheRavenMother]

Patryc has just killed RavenMother by making her laugh! consequently choking her on her potato snacks!

Patryc claims, that my questioning him should not be happening as I am a corpse!

[TheRavenMother]

*grins*

[TheRavenMother]

It has just come to my attention that FREEDOM a member of IS has been leading people into killing cartoons of crazy people by putting them into blenders.
The evidence below shows that not only does this cult of weirdo killers, kill cartoons with a blender, but they themselves possess the body of the intended victim with a cute and cuddly bear - which jumps out shouting the cult leaders name "FREEDOM"! Is this evidence enough, to put Freedom into the indigosociety court, for murder of Cartoon Chris Crocker?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZ_zfkNcxRQ

[TheRavenMother]

ZEN - Indigosocieties moderator has a secret garden he has told no one about, it was discovered earlier today by me, my self, and Irene!
In this secret garden there is spooky music, a forest and a mountain! How did Zen manage to keep this a secret from us for so long? Is he some secret millionaire? Though he suggests that he dislikes money and supports us on many threads, is he indeed a harborer of money? With his own beautiful country, which he shares with no one else!
Watch this video, for evidence.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=utA9yENx-QA

[TheRavenMother]

IS SECRET AGENT FOUND

Earlier today there has been reports that Freespeak has opened up their own business a few months ago selling, bugged Jabra, Bluetooth headsets in order to track down what the planned winner would be at the Grand national on Saturday the 5th April 2008. It was said that the security of the grand national at Aintree suspected something was up with the devices when the bugging mechanisms reversed their original job, and Freespeak had actually bugged himself and the security of Aintree heard all his excitement at winning £100,000! I will let you know more on this story as it is revealed to me.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...GB245%26sa%3DN

http://www.freespeak.com/

[TheRavenMother]

ITZAMNA trains a cult of kids to dance badly in his name with diapers on their heads!

Will this cause the children longterm psychological damage?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOeMVZHrE8U

[itzamna]

hahaha u r unbelievable

yeah those kids are my cult and i order them also to make human sacrifices

[TheRavenMother]

yes, killing everyone with their evil hypnotic dancing, to dance everyone to death! haha

[TheRavenMother]

CARDBOARD MOTORBIKE PLANE INVENTED

ZZ23 AKA Charlie or CJ, has just announced worldwide that he is the inventor of a new cardboard motorbike crossed airplane.
When not wanting to jet around the world you can relax with your cardboard motorbike for much more local ventures he claims.
The expedition of CJ's invention was earlier this morning, but it suffered problems when the invention failed to do it's airplane lift off. Charlie then gathered locals to tow the plane and help him lift off, but he only managed to lift off 3ft off the ground before coming gently back down again.
Question is, isn't this just a glorified noisy motor-kite Charlie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZ86HsHhL0

[TheRavenMother]

Raven mother discovered winnings

Raven mother has just discovered days after game play that she has won £7 on the Euromillions lottery ticket and a further £10 at the thunderball!
Which is weird coz, I had a vision about winning £20 on Friday evening!

[TheRavenMother]

THE FROGS ARE REVOLTING!

There has been rumors that the frogs are revolting on the indigo island! "well I could have told them that"
Mother Raven was last seen peering at them over some ferns hearing them inciting a revolution against the human colonisers of the island! When discovered Raven Mother claims that they started to pretend it was a singing contest or ballroom, and started singing thus, lyrics...

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together

Play the game, fight the fight
But what's the point on a beautiful night
Arm in arm, hand in hand
We all stand together
La la la la la la la la
Keeping us warm in the night
La la la la la la la la la la la
Walk in the light
You'll get it right

La la la la la la la la
Keeping us warm in the night
La la la la la la la la la la la
Walk in the light
You'll get it right

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together

WE ALL STAND TOGETHER

A little ditty that the raven mother is finding very hard to shake out of her mind and has been annoying this journalist crew for quite some time with.

Oh, this is just in. They are not frogs actually, they are in fact, toads! So lets get on with the rest of the headlines shall we?

[TheRavenMother]

We later discover that raven mother wasn't killed, he only killed the reflection in the mirror by stepping into raven mothers way and consequently his face smashed the whole mirror apart!

[TheRavenMother]

nope I'm not

[TheRavenMother]

makes a mosaic out of them... dont complain! it's useful!

[TheRavenMother]

Mad woman interupts broadcasting

Ashley AKA Imzadi has been arrested for disturbing the media production and causing a security risk to celebrities of IS.

(hehehe)

[TheRavenMother]

Hehehe

[FreeSpeak]

IS SECRET AGENT FOUND

Earlier today there has been reports that Freespeak has opened up their own business a few months ago selling, bugged Jabra, Bluetooth headsets in order to track down what the planned winner would be at the Grand national on Saturday the 5th April 2008. It was said that the security of the grand national at Aintree suspected something was up with the devices when the bugging mechanisms reversed their original job, and Freespeak had actually bugged himself and the security of Aintree heard all his excitement at winning £100,000! I will let you know more on this story as it is revealed to me.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...GB245%26sa%3DN

http://www.freespeak.com/

Durn right RavenMother I want to thank you for using the word BUGGED instead of BUGGER or BUGGERED.

What a trashy BLOG... somebody abandoned that in 2006 and I don't know why yet. It COULD have been so good.. *sigh*

http://whatdoesitmean.com/

♥

[TheRavenMother]

Raven mother wants to announce that she is a hot girl and masterbated online with someone once, but doesn't know how family orientated this forum is... so... this might need censoring!

[itzamna]

Raven mother wants to announce that she is a hot girl and masterbated online with someone once, but doesn't know how family orientated this forum is... so... this might need censoring!

BEHAVE (i've told that thousand times hehe)