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    OMG what do I do???? Mr. V needs help!

    This is Lord Voldemort speaking. Friends call me V-dog, but you can call me Voldy or Mr.V, I need serious help..my cat pooped on my precious wand and know it farts everytime i try to hold it, and when I try to say a spell, it starts throwing pink shiny stars all over the place. Is here an iPhone application that will get me out of this misery?
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    iPoop should do the trick. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Verumi View Post
    iPoop should do the trick. :P
    nah, iPoop is bad..it's controlled by the illuminati and whoever uses that app will automatically be kidnapped by Marsians.
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    fart plus pink stars... mmm... that sounds to me like fart-o-pinknessis.
    it is something to worry about, because of the tendency that syndrome has to scramble the micro digestive system of the magic-wood.
    and indeed, a complex constellation of energetic and protoplasmic factors that can result in the altered signalling observed in your particular brand of magic wand.
    but you are right my bald nose-less friend.
    there is something you can do with your iphone. but it's tricky i tell you...
    it is a very precise combination of 3 particular apps
    angry birds, fruit ninja and the wall street journal mobile.
    your phone needs jailbreak, but the process of installing and running the apps must be timed precisely following the beat of the magnetic fields of both the iphone and the wand.
    i suggest just going to the diagon alley. it's much simpler that way.
    peace out v-dog!

    i'm harry poopter in case you didn't recognize me btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyIQ View Post
    nah, iPoop is bad..it's controlled by the illuminati and whoever uses that app will automatically be kidnapped by Marsians.
    I forgot. You don't need an app for that problem on an iPhone. Go to settings and click "anal rentention" mode (default for iPhone). Then restart it. The farts and pink stars should go away lol.


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