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    ♥ Wait! Don't Push That Button! You'll Kill Us All!


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    DAMN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THAT BUTTON!

    There are people in this world who do not think the way the rest of us do. I don't mean the Illuminatti/Elite/Government/Military/Corporate/Religious establishment Entity (whoever the fuck they are). I mean the silly dumb-ass geek-type who is probably a hacker living on your gramma's credit card and who sees the environment that we embrace as Heaven, for what it really is.

    These guys won't live long. The Establishment Institutions will see to that. Meanwhile they write some of the most incredibly sane and reasonable stories about real life from their King Of The Mountain perches on the very noticeable pile of bullshit we have all furnished them as material - for free.

    This is only one. I bet you have some favorites to add to this thread, also.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:...ew_dollar_bill



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    Lol, brings to mind the Doomsday Device in Dr. Strangelove Teh Ultimate Weapon hehehehe...

    I actually cursed mcdonalds once while being in somekind of weird spiritual state and after that I got very bad hamburgers from Mcdonalds (coincidence or just a reply to my curse). Though I apologized to the whole egregore afterwards and told it that it was very childish and silly and told it that I'm sorry for it and that I would remove the curse. Then I told the egregore to shape up and start doing some good things instead of abusing the shit out of the world and now I saw that they had built an elevator for people in wheelchair, which I thought was very very nice yay \o/
    Reality-hackers taking over your human experience

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    I know who the fuck they are!

    They are conservative emos!
    DONT DREAM IT BE IT!

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    ♥ Ronald Mc Donald Molests Senior Lady

    Quote Originally Posted by Amur View Post
    Lol, brings to mind the Doomsday Device in Dr. Strangelove Teh Ultimate Weapon hehehehe...

    I actually cursed mcdonalds once while being in somekind of weird spiritual state and after that I got very bad hamburgers from Mcdonalds (coincidence or just a reply to my curse).
    We had a Ronald McDonald about 7' tall at the Wal-Mart. He sits on the park bench at the entrance and people can sit under his arm and take pictures.

    One day there was an old lady just sitting there.. not even noticing. I walked up and said "Is he bothering you?" and bitch-slapped Ronald across his plastic smile.

    First the lady jumped away from him a little - like she hadn't even seen him. Then I got about three different looks from her in four seconds...

    Funny.

    Last edited by FreeSpeak; 05-06-2008 at 05:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRavenMother View Post
    I know who the fuck they are!

    They are conservative emos!
    Isn't that kind of an oxymoron... ... or maybe not emos don't care enough to think about politics... so maybe not an oxymoron but something else that doesn't make sense...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imzadi View Post
    And the fantasies of many a teen have come true
    I'm not sure if this is odd for me as I tend to be odd but for some reason I seem to be having my teenage years at the same time while I'm a little child and on top of that I'm actually living my years as a 80 year old grandpa, and who said that schizophrenia can't be good I still need to add a middle-aged worker ant to the soup and I have almost got the whole spectrum covered
    Reality-hackers taking over your human experience

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    Curiously funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imzadi View Post
    Now, would this be a self portrait?

    LMAO

    How did you know have you been remote viewing me in the shower :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imzadi View Post
    Sorry... I wanted to see what you looked like in your off hours
    Off hours? Im always turned on, just look at the face im making.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRavenMother View Post
    I know who the fuck they are!

    They are conservative emos!
    Do those even exist?

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    ♥ Anythiing For A Harley.

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    I dunno but I absolutely gotta have him/her/it/they If I make her happy do I get a Harley?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeSpeak View Post
    We had a Ronald McDonald about 7' tall at the Wal-Mart. He sits on the park bench at the entrance and people can sit under his arm and take pictures.

    One day there was an old lady just sitting there.. not even noticing. I walked up and said "Is he bothering you?" and bitch-slapped Ronald across his plastic smile.

    First the lady jumped away from him a little - like she hadn't even seen him. Then I got about three different looks from her in four seconds...

    Funny.

    Hahahaha!!! I got a great pic of a friend of mine sitting next to one of these, with her hand placed suggestively on Ronald, with the perfect expression on her face. I need to dig that up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiamiSound View Post
    sorry freespeak
    Wow... What a knockout she must have been... You can almost smell the crack [the pipe].

    Great pic Miami.. but no, I prefer the first one. I don't do former Godesses.

    Bad Karma.

    I think I wanna be a pimp when I grow up.


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