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Gravity and cats

I was devastated at the death yesterday of Roger. He died peacefully kicking the laguna out of a pair of absorbant tennis fans. As a modern marsupial, he housed his shileleih in the locked and upright position before take off. Here is his last known plop photo. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...

Re: Past Life Visions

easily explained by walking backwards in the dark. i have studied the potential of growing eyes on my ass but so far have not been successful. to move and be outside to see spiritually is not easy. i have tried reversing mirrors too from a 1956 Morris Countryman, although I did better with the 1964 ...

Re: Past Life Visions

there are a lot of 'i's in 'abilities'. i was trying to think of a word with more 'i's in it. 'i', 'i', 'i', i thought. hard to do this time of day unless i get a sugar rush. i wonder what Roger the cat thinks about that ? no; he is looking at me like i should find a toilet to stick my head down rig...

Re: SPIRITUAL CHILLS

Isnt it interesting when one comes out the other end of a rabbit hole, and then finds it hard to remember what darkness tastes of? It definitely is NOT Crabapple pie. Its a sort of 'not there' yawny feeling kind of flavour. Like when its late and you find you are wearing your partner's boots right t...

Re: SPIRITUAL CHILLS

Hello Cheeneka. I have my own ethereal garden to play in :) ( Its in one of those in between places we are not allowed to talk about to traffic wardens). What is quite remarkable is that I did make a statement to your other form some weeks back...that sort of turns out here to be pretty accurate I t...

DR WHO?

marvelous entertainment with breakfast cereal. works for all ages up to 10 IQ. THE NEXT Dr Who:- The BBC are proud to announce that, in line with the current policy of political correctness Northern accents poofterism for the under 10's and snowflakes the NEXT Dr Who will be ALL ETHICALLY VEGAN as H...

GOLD WATER

Monoatomic gold drinking water. Yes it does exist. This water was the preferred drink of the Anunaki served as structured water with added single atoms of gold that combine to release hugely increased levels of electrolized activity in the brain and blood system for the better passage of oxygen deli...

Re: Past Life Visions

Things that worked for me: Eat lots of raw cheese at midnight drink 3 glasses of hot water and imagine its beer ask your cat for assistance invite a man from the government to inspect your grain storage supplies renew your license for private detective buy a shotgun file your teeth into points learn...

Re: Meeting Adam for what I thought was the first time

I recall seeing Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream State when it was first playing in London. Written by Slim Dice, the gesticulating carnivorous egalitarian hotelier and casino owner from Las Vegas, big in Bognor Regis, and Andy Flayyed Blubber of Houston, Texas, bleep. With the breadth of vi...

Jesus & Cryptocurrency

And so it ame to pass that Jesus threw a wobbly in the temple at the moneychangers, around 2,000 years ago. For which, in the end, to shut him up and continue their useless, lazy, profitable trade they had the man crucified on Trumped up charges to suit their own financial and political power games ...

Re: Eastern and Western Perceptions

I love my IP address. I change it every minute in case it gets so 5 minutes ago. I have dreams about it going to the seaside holding hands writing each other little cryptic post it notes to leave on each others rubbish bins when its not raining. Its so fashionable to rent a VPN these days and instit...

Re: Hello everyone :)

No man shall stop to pass the light of a pure soul shining bright for this is the everlasting light and all know it when they see it shining and know its meaning and shall desist from their low ways and allow its passage for any purpose. but there are those who recognise the light from afar who hear...

Unexpected Spiritual Event

Last week I bought some glue pads to deal with current mouse invasion mainly in the kitchen. The metal traps I had put down some time ago were not working, and evidence of their nocturnal visits was demanding uprated attention. I put one on the side next to a freezer and one at the back of the cooke...

After Getting Up

I have found through personal experience that getting up of a morning and going outside clothed or bare depending if i wish to startle the birds or not or non-genuflecting passers by leads to movement and by St Gadril's law of Ergonimics Movement always leaves deposits safely behind. If this is bad ...

Re: Visit from unworldly beings

As I live and breathe, I had an invitation today from another unworldly being. They keep sending these through the mail every 12 months or so. asking for voluminous quantities of cash, and the passwords and PINs to your bank coconuts. I stash my coconuts in a safe place under the poson spiders' nest...

Re: WINSTION CHURCHILL

I am NOT buying any more of these flavoured cigar stubbs. I have 218 that I got while testing them now and they ALL taste of stale dry cigars. Some do seem to have a vague flavour of juniper berries. One did have a Cognac scent that I have smelt before but cant recall the exact name of. The stated f...

Re: WINSTION CHURCHILL

This is absolute rubbish. I have tried ALL the flavours and the Ming Chocolate flavour tastes exactly the same as Corpus Christie Cork flavour. Its a swiz. They just change the colouring from oranges and lemons to coffee. I recommend the Blown Rasberry, which only costs 24 pence and 3.8 million Euro...

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