During his sexually active years, Winston would often paint with pig lard dipped in calliabounesse oil
as his brushes got wet.
His father sometimes joined in and all was very well.
Winston was married 463 times. He preffered Tuesday afternoons.
His tailor was Jewish and busy, although he did not make underwear.
All his wives wore cod pieces in gold dyed leather with the inscription and serial number stitched in gold thread.
This was to differentiate from the brides maids who wore multi coloured popinjays and backlit orange nipple lights.
He often used tatoos to make the tickets for steamer passage over the Atlantic as paper was scarce then,
and women were 29 shillings a dozen and less on Fridays.
In 1963 he made his first length in space, over Guatamalla, at 3.16 am on the 6the of February.
A film of the event was made although not published until Donald Trump got mixed up with Ronald Macdonald
and had to eat two fist burgers and green fries, where it was considered old fashioned to let down the Coca Cola signs.
They were replaced with Coala signs and sometimes Koala signs, but were the same bears anyway,
which tasted the same and got provoked if the football was not playing on the TV.
Winston travelled with 3 lamas and a coyote named Uncle Strimfloos, who tested all his cigars firstly.
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