Please invoke the Watches of Prestwick.
I prefer Jock McNichol's "Here's Jimmy" in The Slumming.
Fakery and trickery, rub a dub dub,
Too many watches in a fake tub.
One for blue and one for gold
One for Anschluss to be sold.
Bakery and buttons
round and round
GET RID OF WHAT YOU NEED.
FRESH AIR AND SUNSHINE
WORKS FOR ALL TREES