Please invoke the Watches of Prestwick.
I prefer Jock McNichol's "Here's Jimmy" in The Slumming.
Fakery and trickery, rub a dub dub,
Too many watches in a fake tub.
One for blue and one for gold
One for Anschluss to be sold.
Bakery and buttons
round and round
EDITED AND ADDED-TO. YOURS TO KEEP AND ENJOY.
FORGET WHAT YOU WANT?
GET RID OF WHAT YOU NEED.
FRESH AIR AND SUNSHINE
WORKS FOR ALL TREES