Eat lots of raw cheese at midnight
drink 3 glasses of hot water and imagine its beer
ask your cat for assistance
invite a man from the government to inspect your grain storage supplies
renew your license for private detective
buy a shotgun
file your teeth into points
learn how to block in american football
handcuff your ankle to a one ton rock and check for fleas after a full moon
go on Japanese TV
alienate your neighbours with your fine collection of rats tails
post pictures of your feet in local supermarkets
perfect chocolate digestive dunking in hot tea to impress the town mayor
ask your spirit guide for a refund
get Jack Nicholson to pass by and bless your toilet
inherit a years supply of firewood
rub noses with an angry Eskimo
Plant really fresh fish outside your window
arrange a group of yellow pebbles in a neat arc round your bed so they spell the words ' i like being an albatross' in Greek.
Get a used car salesman to flat refuse to sell you any car as you are dressed in green and wear a thong embroidered with 'Robin of Sherwood' that plays the first 4 bars of Rhapsody in Blue when you twang it.
Empower yourself with a clasp of lavender battered on your front door by a Nun with unconsecrated dentures.
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