Therefore, I advise drinking no more than 400,000 litres a day.
SERVING DANDELION ROOT TEA TO GUESTS
Sometimes tea can be hot.
Better to wait a bit before throwing it over the cat.
Q: WHY IS DANDELION SAP STICKY?
A: Its got lots of resin in it. Useful for making a mess.
WARNING: DO NOT GIVE A DANDELION TO A MILLENIAL. SNOWFLAKES ARE DANGEROUS. THEY WILL GET SAP ALL OVER THEIR IPHONES AND TABLETS AND THEN BLAME YOU WHEN THEY CANT WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP NYLON STOCKING DIPPED IN RAIN WATER.
SNOWFLAKES ARE BEST LEFT ALONE IN THEIR BOXES IN THE BACK GARDEN IN WHICH THEY WERE DELIVERED.
NOT TO BE SAFELY APPROACHED UNLESS HOLDING FORWARD A PLATE OF CURRY ( WITH SPOON) AND A BATTERY CHARGER.
EDITED AND ADDED-TO. YOURS TO KEEP AND ENJOY.
FORGET WHAT YOU WANT?
GET RID OF WHAT YOU NEED.
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